Narnia & Numbskulls

I saw The Lion, The Witch and The Wordrobe lastnight, 5 stars for yet another Disney movie that really shows Disney might be remembering who their audience is. Children and Parents of Children, and most people with children are conservative (you know that because liberals are pro-abortion). So a movie with deep Christian values pulls a 67 million dollar opening.

4 stars for Stanley Williams execution, people were actually whining about him wincing in pain when they couldn't find a vein. Awww poor big bad gang banger who shotguns little girls in the FACE gawt owwies when dey stuck whim wit dat iddie biddie needle, I SO DON'T CARE. People also bitched when it took 12 minutes for him to die, but if you look at the picture of the little girl he killed she has a breathing tube in her mouth, which means she didn't die instantly! She suffered with half a face ( www.michaelsavage.com if you want to see, WARNING no kids or weak stomachs) for God knows how long before she died, GOOD RIDDANCE HE WAS A SCUMBAG AND HE DESERVED 100 TIMES WORSE, and if you don't agree you're just like him.

Everybody knows your fate,You’re everything I f*cking hate, And I’m everything that you could never be- GODSMACK

Extended Absence, Movies and Executions.

I am aware that it has been forever since I posted last and just want to let people know I am not a big enough nerd to keep this up I will get to it when I can, but I don't think I am at a place in my life where blog upkeep is important. I do however encourage any loyal readers to check back at least tri-weekly I will be making attempts to post more often

A long run of movies that were not bad, Aeon Flux gets 2.5 out of five stars for a movie interesting enough to keep you in your seat, though I didn't like Charlize Theron for the role of Aeon, she was cardboard and conservative, two things Aeon wasn't. Harry Potter 4 was better than the previous 3 getting 4 stars for good action, drama and comedy. My only complaint is that it went to fast (I know the book was like 700+ pages so maybe Potter should take the lead in splitting up big books into 2 movies, or jump to 3+ hours like lord of the rings. Walk the line gets 3.5 stars for a good sit, good casting and my enjoying Cash's music helped get those stars, but maybe someone better to play Elvis (I know it was a small role but come-on).

Lat but not least, if Govenor Arnold lets this murdering, monster, scum bag, freak, Tookie live here in Cali I will start collecting Recall Signatures myself. Arnold has made me regret voting for him too many times and this will be the last draw. If a guy who mutilated children with a shotgun blast to the FACE, then went on to start one of the most notorious street gangs ever can't get executed than pass out the recall forms cause I am doing it again. I collected against Gray (biggest loser) Davis, I will definitely hit the streets for Govenor (alienate my base) Arnold.


Is Zat You Santi Clause? - Louie Armstrong

Chicken Little

After the incredibles, I didn't think Disney had it it in them to make another good animated movie. I stand corrected. No politics, no unneeded foul language and a pretty good story. The actors did well for the voices, it was nice to hear Don Knotts' pop in as a character. Over all, I say 2 feathers up for the little chicken. I am looking forward to Harry Potter 4 where Ralph Fiennes will take the the role Voldemort, which should be sweet. Other than that I don't have any big hopes for movies. The Oscar news is already out that brokeback mountain is gonna sweep as revenge for conservative movies making it big. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A FAGGOT COWBOY MOVIE. More attempts by liberals to undermine pillars of American society. I will definitely boycott this movie and do everything in my power to spread the word of its evils. Hollywood not gonna like it so much when America crumbles, what they don't realize is the terrorist hate them more than the red state people, due to their lack of any kind of morals. Oh well I have to go to work.

What do ya got to loose? If you like the six a clock news than you'll like

Nature trail to hell in 3D-Weird Al

DOOM

Like every movie that's adapted from a book or in this case video game, Doom was doomed by its writers changing the story around. First it wasn't genetic tampering that created the monsters they were demons. Second, there was no team, its not a multiplayer game, it was one guy alone "Sarge" and he was it. Third they portray both the military and big corporations in a bad light so you know its a typical libby propaganda pic. The original game was one man left from a team that was slaughtered by DEMONS that came through a portal on mars (I know its far fetched but it was a video game). The premise of the game is Sarge going it alone dealing with that fact that he's the only person left and he has to do something about the demons. Doom gets 1 bloody thumb up for action & graphics. One bloody thumb down for a bummer of a story, a lame plot and some poor acting on the part of the no-names.


Make me believe That this place isn't paid By the poison in me Help me decide If my fire will burn out Before you can breath- Breathe into me I stand alone Inside I stand alone - Godsmack

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

So I caught an article that said Gweneth "Manface" Paltrow doesn't want to live in America, well this is easy GET THE HELL OUT. If just half the commie whiners left when they said they would, we would be a lot better off (Alec Baldwin). I mean I don't mind decent if you disagree with something cool, but you open your piehole about not wanting to be in America I just don't get it. GO, gweneth take the millions of dollars you made HERE in AMERICA and GO. LEAVE, don't look back you might turn into a pillar of FAMILY VALUES eww. While you are at it, take your stupid boyfriend with you and rid us of coldplay. When I went to Hometown Buffet I didn't like it, so I left. I didn't sit there and piss and moan about how much it sucked while I ate, I left. Amazing idea huh? IF IT IS SO HORRIBLE HERE GO. I don't want you to be unhappy, go.




Just Leave Me Alone Girl, Leave Alone Alone Alone- Michael Jackson (Who left I might add)

Grimm Is Good (in movies)

Last night I saw the brothers grimm, once again not great, but fun. I like how the writers worked in the grimm fairytales and others. Monica Bellucci (small role) is still one of the most beautiful women in hollywood. I am anot a big Damon or Ledger fan but there were a few funny parts, a few scary parts (definately 13+yrs), a few romantic parts (for your date) and few slow parts (for a nap). 2 and half stars out of 4 for The Brothers Grimm.
Seeing a movie was a way for me to get get away from the Katrina coverage. By the way the fault of lies soley on that EVIL B!TCH Mother Nature, I say we impeach her. I will be passing around petitions. One more thing if you are going to donate give to the Red Cross not some lame place like unicef.




The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight - Aron from Staind and Amy from Evanessence

Double D (Dukes and Deuce)

Well with all the hoopla surrounding the low head counts in movie theaters, I know why, movies aren't great anymore. I enjoyed both the D's, and I am not talking about Jessica Simpson (solely). But they weren't great. Back in the day if a bunch of money was sunk into a movie that meant almost guaranteed hit, that was proved wrong over and over by Steven Speilbarf the loser. Now the LA Times has said the reason movies in America are all remakes and dumb comedy is simply Americans are to stupid to enjoy original thoughts. The movies that were original Passion and Incredibles made huge money, proof that the LA Times is full of crap and Americans will show up for Good Movies, hollywood just isn't making them. The first Batman Movie in 1987 was one of the biggest hits of all time, the new one, eh not so hot. So I say stop going to see the movies for the "stupid" and hollyweird will be forced back to the good stuff. Cause I need another Focker movie like I need a hole in my head.

I've killed a million petty souls, But I couldn't kill you - Jay Gordon of Orgy