DOOM

Like every movie that's adapted from a book or in this case video game, Doom was doomed by its writers changing the story around. First it wasn't genetic tampering that created the monsters they were demons. Second, there was no team, its not a multiplayer game, it was one guy alone "Sarge" and he was it. Third they portray both the military and big corporations in a bad light so you know its a typical libby propaganda pic. The original game was one man left from a team that was slaughtered by DEMONS that came through a portal on mars (I know its far fetched but it was a video game). The premise of the game is Sarge going it alone dealing with that fact that he's the only person left and he has to do something about the demons. Doom gets 1 bloody thumb up for action & graphics. One bloody thumb down for a bummer of a story, a lame plot and some poor acting on the part of the no-names.


Make me believe That this place isn't paid By the poison in me Help me decide If my fire will burn out Before you can breath- Breathe into me I stand alone Inside I stand alone - Godsmack

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

So I caught an article that said Gweneth "Manface" Paltrow doesn't want to live in America, well this is easy GET THE HELL OUT. If just half the commie whiners left when they said they would, we would be a lot better off (Alec Baldwin). I mean I don't mind decent if you disagree with something cool, but you open your piehole about not wanting to be in America I just don't get it. GO, gweneth take the millions of dollars you made HERE in AMERICA and GO. LEAVE, don't look back you might turn into a pillar of FAMILY VALUES eww. While you are at it, take your stupid boyfriend with you and rid us of coldplay. When I went to Hometown Buffet I didn't like it, so I left. I didn't sit there and piss and moan about how much it sucked while I ate, I left. Amazing idea huh? IF IT IS SO HORRIBLE HERE GO. I don't want you to be unhappy, go.




Just Leave Me Alone Girl, Leave Alone Alone Alone- Michael Jackson (Who left I might add)

Grimm Is Good (in movies)

Last night I saw the brothers grimm, once again not great, but fun. I like how the writers worked in the grimm fairytales and others. Monica Bellucci (small role) is still one of the most beautiful women in hollywood. I am anot a big Damon or Ledger fan but there were a few funny parts, a few scary parts (definately 13+yrs), a few romantic parts (for your date) and few slow parts (for a nap). 2 and half stars out of 4 for The Brothers Grimm.
Seeing a movie was a way for me to get get away from the Katrina coverage. By the way the fault of lies soley on that EVIL B!TCH Mother Nature, I say we impeach her. I will be passing around petitions. One more thing if you are going to donate give to the Red Cross not some lame place like unicef.




The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight - Aron from Staind and Amy from Evanessence

Double D (Dukes and Deuce)

Well with all the hoopla surrounding the low head counts in movie theaters, I know why, movies aren't great anymore. I enjoyed both the D's, and I am not talking about Jessica Simpson (solely). But they weren't great. Back in the day if a bunch of money was sunk into a movie that meant almost guaranteed hit, that was proved wrong over and over by Steven Speilbarf the loser. Now the LA Times has said the reason movies in America are all remakes and dumb comedy is simply Americans are to stupid to enjoy original thoughts. The movies that were original Passion and Incredibles made huge money, proof that the LA Times is full of crap and Americans will show up for Good Movies, hollywood just isn't making them. The first Batman Movie in 1987 was one of the biggest hits of all time, the new one, eh not so hot. So I say stop going to see the movies for the "stupid" and hollyweird will be forced back to the good stuff. Cause I need another Focker movie like I need a hole in my head.

I've killed a million petty souls, But I couldn't kill you - Jay Gordon of Orgy

What Changed?

For more than twenty years we have been sending shuttles into space, what happened. Why all of a sudden can we not get off the ground without life threatening damage to the shuttle. More than that why isn't anyone else asking this question? What changed between the discovery launch in 2001 and the Columbia launch in 03. I have heard they are using a more eco friendly foam, but that doesn't answer why haven't they gone back to the old stuff. There seems to be a conspiracy of idiots inside NASA ruining our hopes for space exploration. It pisses me off to think that there is a good chance 7 people died for some eco foam and now they are to embarrassed to fix it. Space hold so many answers, things that could save lives, it is stupid to think that some thing we have done dozens of times cannot be duplicated and therefore we now have indefinately grounded our space travel. I believe the Government should be responsible for what happens with space and space travel but the more I see happen the more I think that NASA has no energy left. No one at NASA seems to have the adventurous spirit to go where no man has gone before (no pun intended). Our future is out there floating in the heavens, if we give up now we might not have much future to look forward to.






Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC

Stealth By Debbie Schlussel

If you're into Stealth bombers, cool special effects, and flying, I still don't recommend the movie, "Stealth," out Friday. Starring Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx, and Josh Lucas, I thought I would like this film. But I was wrong.
Action-packed? Yes. Patriotic? No. The soundtrack comes from anti-war, leftist proletariat band, incubus That should tell you all you need to know. But here's more:
Like most Hollywood anti-American, anti-military trash, "Stealth" has its evil commanding officer willing to kill his own men to protect himself (complete with an evil Southern accent--Southerners are always evil or stupid in the world according to Hollywood), corrupt Pentagon official, plus a Stealth plane run by a robot gone haywire.
Then there's Foxx's character, a walking, talking version of every Black stereotype imaginable. (Strangely, it didn't seem to bother the largely Black crowd with whom I saw the flick.)
I remember when defense-minded conservatives pushed against Congressional leftists to get funding to develop Stealth bombers. And I'm glad we have them, now

Hat Tip to Debbie for letting every one know what should seem obvious. www.debbieschlussel.com
Jamie Foxx should have bought this movie before it was released and burned it.



Welcome To The Jungle, We Got Fun And Games - Guns 'N" Roses

Looking For a New Job

My job SUCKS. The store I work in is run like a circus, by monkeys. I have been chided now by two different managers that I m not cutting it in my job. Truthfully, I am not. I am so busy doing other people's jobs I don't get the time to do mine. Plus it seems like some of the people in my department do not charge the customer for my time, I do the work but don't get paid essentially. On top of it all I am expected to turn out the same amount of business as a full time employee, yet I am lucky if I get 25 hours a week to do MY JOB. I always have one or two shifts a week doing something other than what I was hired for. This also leads to my customers disliking me because I can't get their work done in a timely manner. So for a recap, my boss thinks I am slacker, my customers hate me and the store manager is putting an ad in the paper for another person to do my job, but swears he's not gonna fire me. I guess that means I will be splitting my hours with another person GREAT. So like my title says I am looking for another job. I will probably have to keep my current job too. This means I will be working two crappy part time jobs and still not be making the money I made a year ago.



You Can Check Out Any Time You Like, But You Can Never Leave - Eagles