Monday, February 6, 2006

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

I saw "the Island" last week after renting it 3 times and not watching, and was pleasantly surprised. It was good, I mean chase scenes, action, minimal dialogue and explosions. Also Scarlet J. is one of the easiest faces in hollyweird to look at. If you're watching for the FX its all good. 2 cloned thumbs up.

I also saw "Zorro 2" for 2 thumbs down. The only way this movie could have been worse is if the horse actually spoke. Little kids ruin movies, they're annoying and a complete bore at the same time. CZJones looked awesome and Zorro was fighting for America, but that's not enough to save this cliche packed snorefest from movie hell.

Islam is pissed again and everyone knows it cause they're running around squealing like pigs (pun intended) rioting and killing over a comic. I was unhappry with the crucifix with elephant crap on it but I didn't go out and kill anybody, the religion of wouldn't know peace if it smacked them in the face, once again proving they have no place in modern world.

Day of judgement, god is calling, on their knees, the war pigs crawling, Begging mercy for their sins, Satan, laughing, spreads his wings- Black Sabbath